Entertaining this weekend? If so you'll want to review the list below and pass it to the person tending your door.
These people will ruin everything without even trying so it's important to shoo these uninvited nuisances away before any damage is done.
1. DRUNK GIRL

A little drinking is fine but she doesn't know when to say when. If she gets going, and she always does, she's likely to wind up upstairs with your dad.
2. DRUNK GUY

Like we said, no need to abstain but if this guy gets his drink on he will get loud and obnoxious. If allowed to continue, all bets are off
3. REALLY DRUNK GUY

This guy can do some real damage. He will break stuff and hurt people and it will be some time before he passes out and you can color him with marking pens.
4. REALLY GOOD LOOKING DUDE

He seems like a nice guy, right? Wrong! He will take all the girls and become the center of attention. He will probably take your girlfriend before all is said and done. Even if he is your "buddy" he must not be invited past the front door.
5. RAVERS

Ravers are very colorful but are also really weird with all that techno, ecstasy, glow stick, pacifier sucking crap. Next thing you know, they have plugged their ipod into the system and something that sounds like a construction site or a racetrack is playing.
Also, they will never leave. These people can party for like 9 or 10 hours straight. You've been warned.
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