Seriously? Seriously? Who wants your uncool mom or dad hanging around while you are trying to get your game on with members of the opposite sex. Plus, they can never really pull the look off and they wind up looking really strange to anyone that smokes weed. Wait 'til they are out of town!
7. REALLY FLAMBOYANT GAY DUDES
We love gay dudes. And lesbians, too. They are welcome. But these guys feel the need to let everyone know just how gay they really are. And they are really gay!
This will make everyone uncomfortable especially your closeted friends who will feel conflicted because they want to join them but can't in front of everyone else.
8. GOTHS
Goths are really dark and depressing and will be total buzz kills by their mere presence. Tell them to go back to their underground lair or club or wherever before they darken your door.
9. VISIGOTHS
Just kidding! We love Visigoths!
10. KIDS
Kids have no place here. They will want to play kiddy games and sing kiddy songs. Before you know it, they have become the center of attention (see number 4) and the party's over. Oh yeah, they'll also drink all the liquor if you don't watch them. Kids + Booze = Bad Idea!
11. THIS GUY
He may be a really good dude and have the best weed or tell the funniest stories but he cannot be allowed to come. He will scare the sh*t out of everyone and your party will suck after that.
We hope this has been helpful for your weekend party planning. Let us know if we missed anybody.
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